Stories to keep you alive despite vampires /
Acker, Ben,
Stories to keep you alive despite vampires / Ben Acker ; with artwork by Scott Buoncristiano. - First edition. - 186 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
"This fourth wall--breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spooky stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house full of vampires. If you are reading this book, then you must be trapped in that spooky house with those vampires. Sorry about that. But! You might just make it out if you manage to tell them one scary story each night in accordance with standard vampire rules. Don't know any scary stories? Good thing you found this book! Every tale in this tome is true...more or less (more more than less). You get a little bit of everything in this monster mash: from hitchhiking phantoms to women in white, a carnivore beast that loves a good vacation to a haunted mannequin with a bug problem, killer phones, concerned werewolves, you name it. Everything you need to keep those vampires on the edge of their seats--and well away from your neck. But beware...don't get too comfortable. Names have power, and if you whisper about too many things in the dark, they might just hear you."--Provided by publisher.
Ages 10 and up.
9781665917001 1665917008
2022930989
Vampires--Juvenile fiction.
Monsters--Juvenile fiction.
Haunted places--Juvenile fiction.
Werewolves--Juvenile fiction.
Horror tales.
Short stories.
Ghost stories.
Horror fiction.
Stories to keep you alive despite vampires / Ben Acker ; with artwork by Scott Buoncristiano. - First edition. - 186 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
"This fourth wall--breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spooky stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house full of vampires. If you are reading this book, then you must be trapped in that spooky house with those vampires. Sorry about that. But! You might just make it out if you manage to tell them one scary story each night in accordance with standard vampire rules. Don't know any scary stories? Good thing you found this book! Every tale in this tome is true...more or less (more more than less). You get a little bit of everything in this monster mash: from hitchhiking phantoms to women in white, a carnivore beast that loves a good vacation to a haunted mannequin with a bug problem, killer phones, concerned werewolves, you name it. Everything you need to keep those vampires on the edge of their seats--and well away from your neck. But beware...don't get too comfortable. Names have power, and if you whisper about too many things in the dark, they might just hear you."--Provided by publisher.
Ages 10 and up.
9781665917001 1665917008
2022930989
Vampires--Juvenile fiction.
Monsters--Juvenile fiction.
Haunted places--Juvenile fiction.
Werewolves--Juvenile fiction.
Horror tales.
Short stories.
Ghost stories.
Horror fiction.