100 animals that can f*cking end you /
Ndiaye, Mamadou, 1997-
100 animals that can f*cking end you / 100 animals that can fucking end you One hundred animals that can fucking end you Hundred animals that can fucking end you Mamadou Ndiaye. - First edition. - 223 pages : color illustrations ; 23 cm
"100 Animals That Can F*cking Kill You is your guide to the creatures that will activate your life insurance and put and R.I.P. in front of your name."--back cover.
Introduction -- African crested porcupine -- African elephant -- Surviving an elephant -- African wild dogs -- American bison -- American white-tailed deer -- Asian giant hornet -- Australian magpie -- Three animals that would take over if we weren't here -- Bengal tiger -- Black mamba -- Black rhino -- Blue-ringed octopus -- Survival tips that can save your life in the water -- Box jellyfish -- Camel -- Canada goose -- Canadian lynx -- Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 1 -- Cape buffalo -- Cassowary -- Cheetah -- Animals you didn't know could outrun you -- Chimpanzee -- Coconut crab -- Cone snail -- Three animals with surprisingly high body counts -- Crocodile -- Deathstalker scorpion -- Dogs -- Dolphin -- Donkey -- Elephant seal -- Emu -- Filarial worms -- Freshwater snail -- Four bugs you should social distance from -- Fugu blowfish -- Giant anteater -- Giant river otter -- Gila monster -- Giraffe -- The seven deadly sins as animals -- Golden poison dart frog -- Gorilla -- Great white shark -- Green anaconda -- Four snakes that are as deadly as they look -- Grizzly bear -- Harpy eagle -- Three examples of eagles having no regard for life -- Hippopotamus -- Honey badger -- Irukandji jellyfish -- Tiny animals that cold turn you into a hashtag -- Jaguar kangaroo -- How to survive a kangaroo attack -- Komodo dragon -- Leopard -- Leopard seal -- Lion -- Mantis shrimp -- Three spiders that should scare you -- Marabou stork -- Moose -- How to survive a moose attack -- Moray eel -- Mosquito -- Mountain lion -- Mute swan -- Orca -- Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 2 -- Ostrich -- Peregrine falcon -- Pitohui -- Platypus -- Polar bear -- Six animals you didn't know were cannibals -- Sea snake -- Secretary bird -- Sloth bear -- Sperm whale -- Normal things that animals do that would kill you -- Spotted hyena -- Steller sea lion -- Stingrays -- Stonefish -- Four more reasons not to go in the water -- Striped anemone -- Wild boar -- Wolf -- Wolverines -- Zebra -- Humans.
"A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on earth. Discover the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, according to Mamadou Ndiaye, creator of the viral @mndiaye-97 TikTok account. Featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident, this fascinating collection of hot takes showcases he horror and humor that have made Mamadou's TikToks such a phenomenon. Learn not only which animals to avoid but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power. This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world."--page 2 of cover.
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Dangerous animals--Identification.
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Dangerous animals--Humor.
Poisonous animals--Identification.
Poisonous animals--Pictorial works.
Poisonous animals--Humor.
Animal behavior--Pictorial works.
Animal behavior--Humor.
Field guides.
Illustrated works.
Humor.
100 animals that can f*cking end you / 100 animals that can fucking end you One hundred animals that can fucking end you Hundred animals that can fucking end you Mamadou Ndiaye. - First edition. - 223 pages : color illustrations ; 23 cm
"100 Animals That Can F*cking Kill You is your guide to the creatures that will activate your life insurance and put and R.I.P. in front of your name."--back cover.
Introduction -- African crested porcupine -- African elephant -- Surviving an elephant -- African wild dogs -- American bison -- American white-tailed deer -- Asian giant hornet -- Australian magpie -- Three animals that would take over if we weren't here -- Bengal tiger -- Black mamba -- Black rhino -- Blue-ringed octopus -- Survival tips that can save your life in the water -- Box jellyfish -- Camel -- Canada goose -- Canadian lynx -- Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 1 -- Cape buffalo -- Cassowary -- Cheetah -- Animals you didn't know could outrun you -- Chimpanzee -- Coconut crab -- Cone snail -- Three animals with surprisingly high body counts -- Crocodile -- Deathstalker scorpion -- Dogs -- Dolphin -- Donkey -- Elephant seal -- Emu -- Filarial worms -- Freshwater snail -- Four bugs you should social distance from -- Fugu blowfish -- Giant anteater -- Giant river otter -- Gila monster -- Giraffe -- The seven deadly sins as animals -- Golden poison dart frog -- Gorilla -- Great white shark -- Green anaconda -- Four snakes that are as deadly as they look -- Grizzly bear -- Harpy eagle -- Three examples of eagles having no regard for life -- Hippopotamus -- Honey badger -- Irukandji jellyfish -- Tiny animals that cold turn you into a hashtag -- Jaguar kangaroo -- How to survive a kangaroo attack -- Komodo dragon -- Leopard -- Leopard seal -- Lion -- Mantis shrimp -- Three spiders that should scare you -- Marabou stork -- Moose -- How to survive a moose attack -- Moray eel -- Mosquito -- Mountain lion -- Mute swan -- Orca -- Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 2 -- Ostrich -- Peregrine falcon -- Pitohui -- Platypus -- Polar bear -- Six animals you didn't know were cannibals -- Sea snake -- Secretary bird -- Sloth bear -- Sperm whale -- Normal things that animals do that would kill you -- Spotted hyena -- Steller sea lion -- Stingrays -- Stonefish -- Four more reasons not to go in the water -- Striped anemone -- Wild boar -- Wolf -- Wolverines -- Zebra -- Humans.
"A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on earth. Discover the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, according to Mamadou Ndiaye, creator of the viral @mndiaye-97 TikTok account. Featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident, this fascinating collection of hot takes showcases he horror and humor that have made Mamadou's TikToks such a phenomenon. Learn not only which animals to avoid but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power. This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world."--page 2 of cover.
9780316453776 $21.99 0316453773 $21.99
2022931799
Dangerous animals--Identification.
Dangerous animals--Pictorial works.
Dangerous animals--Humor.
Poisonous animals--Identification.
Poisonous animals--Pictorial works.
Poisonous animals--Humor.
Animal behavior--Pictorial works.
Animal behavior--Humor.
Field guides.
Illustrated works.
Humor.