Go the fuck to sleep / by Adam Mansbach ; illustrated by Ricardo Cortés.

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

The #1 New York Times bestseller--a gift book for parents that will have them laughing even as they cry.

One of Reader's Digest' s "25 Funniest Books of All Time"

"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this." -- New Yorker

"A parenting zeitgeist" -- Washington Post

"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep." --National Public Radio

"A new Bible for weary parents" -- New York Times

"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone" -- Boston Globe

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortés, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wittingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.