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Toddlers are a**holes : it's not your fault / by Bunmi Laditan.

By: Material type: TextTextPublisher: New York : Workman Publishing, [2015]Description: vii, 167 pages : illustrations ; 18 cmContent type:
  • text
Media type:
  • unmediated
Carrier type:
  • volume
ISBN:
  • 076118564X (alk. paper)
  • 9780761185642 (alk. paper)
Other title:
  • Toddlers are assholes
Subject(s):
Contents:
What is a toddler? and other frequently asked questions -- The theory of toddler evolution -- Grooming your goblin -- Mealtime aka hell -- Your unraveling life -- How to keep your toddler off your back -- Asshole parents -- Getting your toddler to listen (LOL) -- How not to die inside -- The guilt-free guide to day care and preschools -- Sleep drama -- Potty training: when the shit hits the fan -- Holiday guide -- Your nonexistent sex life -- Rites of passage -- In closing.
Summary: Presents a humorous guide to raising a toddler, covering such topics as feeding, potty-training, tantrums, managing the holidays, and "how not to die inside." --Publisher's description.
Holdings
Item type Home library Collection Call number Materials specified Status Date due Barcode Item holds
Adult Book Adult Book Main Library NonFiction 818.602 L155 Available 33111007994615
Total holds: 0

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?



Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.)



Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside

What is a toddler? and other frequently asked questions -- The theory of toddler evolution -- Grooming your goblin -- Mealtime aka hell -- Your unraveling life -- How to keep your toddler off your back -- Asshole parents -- Getting your toddler to listen (LOL) -- How not to die inside -- The guilt-free guide to day care and preschools -- Sleep drama -- Potty training: when the shit hits the fan -- Holiday guide -- Your nonexistent sex life -- Rites of passage -- In closing.

Presents a humorous guide to raising a toddler, covering such topics as feeding, potty-training, tantrums, managing the holidays, and "how not to die inside." --Publisher's description.

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