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The ultimate guide for the avid indoorsman / John Driver.

By: Material type: TextTextPublisher: Eugene, Oregon : Harvest House Publishers, [2019]Description: 215 pages : illustrations ; 21 cmContent type:
  • text
Media type:
  • unmediated
Carrier type:
  • volume
ISBN:
  • 9780736975261
  • 0736975268
Other title:
  • Ultimate guide for the avid indoorsman : life is better in here
Subject(s): Genre/Form: Summary: "Welcome to God's Great Indoors. Do you often wonder why anyone would enjoy camping? Is your couch and TV among your most prized possession? Are you sick and tired of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out"? Then you might be an avid indoorsman and contrary to popular belief, so is God. He created the indoors to keep the outdoors where it belongs...out. Embrace the indoor lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you thrive in your comfy, climate-controlled world. Learn the finer art of setting up a perfect home theater, cleaning with minimal effort, developing indoor hobbies, and, of course, how to avoid the outdoors at all costs! So, stay indoors, read this book, and thank God for four walls, fast Internet, and a forever faith... that lives inside you, by the way. Just sayin'"-- Provided by publisher.
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Adult Book Adult Book Main Library NonFiction 818.602 D782 Available 33111009137924
Total holds: 0

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

WINNER OF THE SILVER MEDAL IN HUMOR FOR THE 2019 IPPY AWARDS



Welcome to the Great Indoors



Are your couch, TV, and smartphone among your most prized possessions?



Are you looking for proven methods to avoid imminent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster attacks?



How sick and tired are you of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out "?



Then you might be an Avid Indoorsman. Embrace the lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in your comfy-yet-still-surprisingly-wild climate-controlled world:

Take a 20-question test to determine your level of Indoorsmanship. Learn to identify and overcome the dangers of both the indoors and outdoors. Establish a healthy indoor routine, including plenty of sleep, "exercise," and coffee. Dress the part by thinking simple and sleek...and wearing sweatpants often. Explore the science of ergonomics behind setting up the perfect indoor space.

And much more to help you succeed indoors!



So, stay inside, read this book, and be grateful for four walls and a fast Internet connection.

"Welcome to God's Great Indoors. Do you often wonder why anyone would enjoy camping? Is your couch and TV among your most prized possession? Are you sick and tired of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out"? Then you might be an avid indoorsman and contrary to popular belief, so is God. He created the indoors to keep the outdoors where it belongs...out. Embrace the indoor lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you thrive in your comfy, climate-controlled world. Learn the finer art of setting up a perfect home theater, cleaning with minimal effort, developing indoor hobbies, and, of course, how to avoid the outdoors at all costs! So, stay indoors, read this book, and thank God for four walls, fast Internet, and a forever faith... that lives inside you, by the way. Just sayin'"-- Provided by publisher.

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