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Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be a-holes : unfiltered advice on how to raise awesome kids / Karen Alpert.

By: Material type: TextTextPublisher: New York, New York : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company, [2021]Description: xi, 259 pages : illustrations ; 21 cmContent type:
  • text
Media type:
  • unmediated
Carrier type:
  • volume
ISBN:
  • 9780358346272
  • 0358346274
  • 9780358449799
  • 0358449790
  • 9780358449850
  • 0358449855
Other title:
  • Mamas do not let your babies grow up to be a-holes
  • Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be assholes
  • Mamas do not let your babies grow up to be assholes
Subject(s):
Contents:
You are not your kiddo's servant -- Do unto others, Even the jerkwads -- Picasso's mom didn't tell him to draw the eyes in the right place -- If they say, "I hate you," then you're probably doing it right -- Write "have fun"on a sticky note so you won't forget -- Getting through school isn't brain surgery. It's harder. -- Whatta you mean your kid's not training for the Olympics? -- The hardest thing about being a parent.
Summary: "From the mom behind Baby Sideburns and the NYT bestseller I Heart my Little A-Holes, a hilarious and matter-of-fact parenting guide to raising happy, kind, and resilient kids"-- Provided by publisher.
Holdings
Item type Home library Collection Call number Materials specified Status Date due Barcode Item holds
Adult Book Adult Book Northport Library NonFiction 649.1 A456 Available 33111009843448
Total holds: 0

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

Do you ever feel like you're failing miserably at parenting Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do Then this book is for you.



From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn't always know WTF she's doing. Just like you.



Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like: You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant ​ Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy If They Say "I Hate You," Then You're Probably Doing It Right Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you're having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids*



*not a guarantee

You are not your kiddo's servant -- Do unto others, Even the jerkwads -- Picasso's mom didn't tell him to draw the eyes in the right place -- If they say, "I hate you," then you're probably doing it right -- Write "have fun"on a sticky note so you won't forget -- Getting through school isn't brain surgery. It's harder. -- Whatta you mean your kid's not training for the Olympics? -- The hardest thing about being a parent.

"From the mom behind Baby Sideburns and the NYT bestseller I Heart my Little A-Holes, a hilarious and matter-of-fact parenting guide to raising happy, kind, and resilient kids"-- Provided by publisher.

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