TY - BOOK AU - Lombardi,Linda TI - Animals behaving badly: boozing bees, cheating chimps, dogs with guns, and other beastly true tales SN - 0399536973 PY - 2011/// CY - New York, N.Y. PB - Penguin KW - Animal attacks KW - Anecdotes KW - Animal behavior N1 - "A Perigee book."; Includes bibliographical references and index; Introduction: Not as cute as they want you to think -- Muggers, burglars, and thieves -- Assault, running amok, and arson -- Kinky creatures -- Animal family values -- Party animals -- Beastly devices and deceits -- Masters of misdirection -- With friends like these... -- Our own worst enemies -- Ungrateful beasts -- Heroic humans N2 - Lombardi shows that animals are just like us: gluttonous, selfish, violent, lustful, and always looking out for number one. You'll feel a little better about humanity's basest impulses after reading about the secrets that animals don't want you to know ER -