TY - BOOK AU - Lancaster,Jen TI - Jeneration X: one reluctant adult's attempt to unarrest her arrested development, or, Why it's never too late for her dumb ass to learn why Froot Loops are not for dinner SN - 0451233174 (hbk.) PY - 2012/// CY - New York PB - New American Library KW - Lancaster, Jen, KW - Authors, American KW - 21st century KW - Biography KW - Conduct of life KW - Humor KW - Maturation (Psychology) KW - United States KW - Social life and customs N1 - "A memoir"--Jacket; Involuntarily voluntary -- The evolution of a bad idea -- Flipping the script -- Lucky nineteen -- The queen of kings -- Get off my lawn -- Generation Y don't you do it for me? -- A Barbie Girl in a Barbie world -- I wish I could quit you, Gladys Kravitz -- The old dog whisperer -- Don't blame mii, Japan -- As seen on TV -- Role models -- Peer pressure -- How do you talk to girls -- Ring of fire -- Bond, Jen Bond -- The one about the monkey -- It's not like Texas didn't warn you -- Quickbooks, quicker shovels -- I know why you fly -- That's the night that the lights went out (in Lake County) -- The five stages of grief -- Generator X -- When bad things happen to bad people -- Death and taxes? Can I select neither? -- Distinguish myself N2 - The author attempts to act her age by trying her hand at investment-making, getting a mortgage, and obtaining life insurance, and describes the humorous results ER -