TY - BOOK AU - Ellis,Helen TI - American housewife: stories SN - 9780385541039 PY - 2016///] CY - New York PB - Doubleday KW - Women KW - Fiction KW - Femininity KW - Revenge KW - Short stories, American N1 - What I do all day --; The wainscoting war --; Dumpster diving with the stars --; Southern lady code --; Hello! Welcome to the book club --; The fitter --; How to be a grown-ass lady --; How to be a patron of the arts --; Dead doormen --; Pageant protection --; Take it from cats --; My novel is brought to you by the good people at Tampax N2 - Meet the women of American Housewife: they wear lipstick, pearls, and sunscreen, even when it's cloudy. They casserole. They pinwheel. They pump the salad spinner like it's a CPR dummy. And then they kill a party crasher, carefully stepping around the body to pull cookies out of the oven. These twelve irresistible stories take us from a haunted prewar Manhattan apartment building to the set of a rigged reality television show, from the unique initiation ritual of a book club to the getaway car of a pageant princess on the lam, from the gallery opening of a tinfoil artist to the fitting room of a legendary lingerie shop. Vicious, fresh, and nutty as a poisoned Goo Goo Cluster,American Housewife is an uproarious, pointed commentary on womanhood. --Publisher ER -