TY - BOOK AU - Golby,Joel TI - Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant brilliant brilliant: essays SN - 9780525562771 PY - 2019/// CY - New York PB - Anchor Books, a divison of Penguin Random House LLC KW - English essays KW - 21st century KW - Essays KW - Literature KW - lcgft N1 - Preface: hello, America! -- Things you only know if both your parents are dead -- The murderer who came to tea -- Twitch.TV -- Ribs -- List of fears, a list -- Adult size large -- Stories from the middle of the desert -- Swoosh -- P.C.M. -- Hot sauce capitalism -- A can of lager and a three-course meal -- That time I invented sitting down -- I have the monopoly -- Hallowe'en '96 -- I will never be as tough as pitbull -- The tao of dog piss -- Why 'Rocky IV' is the greatest ever Rocky Film and therefore by extension the greatest film in history, an imaginary TED talk -- Eyemask, a review -- I went to Barcelona and all I got was this handjob from a sex robot -- Hey: am I a leather jacket guy? -- All the fights I've lost -- At home, in the rain -- Moustache rider -- Running alongside the wagon N2 - "A collection of essays by the popular Vice contributor"-- ER -