TY  - BOOK
AU  - Lewis,Susannah B.
TI  - How may I offend you today?: rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady 
SN  - 9781400208043
PY  - 2020///]
CY  - Nashville, Tennessee
PB  - Nelson Books
KW  - Lewis, Susannah B.,
KW  - Christian biography
KW  - United States
KW  - Christian life
KW  - Humor
KW  - Anecdotes
KW  - Autobiographies
KW  - lcgft
N1  - Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD
N2  - "Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""--
ER  -