TY  - BOOK
AU  - Benton,Jim
TI  - Am I the princess or the frog?: Jim Benton's tales from Mackerel Middle School 
T2  - Dear dumb diary
SN  - 0439629071
PY  - 2005///
CY  - New York
PB  - Scholastic Inc.
KW  - Diaries
KW  - Juvenile fiction
KW  - Beauty, Personal
KW  - Middle schools
KW  - Schools
KW  - Middle school students
KW  - Humorous fiction
KW  - lcgft
KW  - Diary fiction
N1  - "Apple series."; Let's pretend this never happened -- My pants are haunted! -- Am I the princess or the frog? -- Never do anything, ever; Ages 8 and up; Accelerated Reader AR; MG; 5.6; 2.0; 87137; Reading Counts RC; 3-5; 6.3; 5; Quiz: 37731; Guided reading level: W
N2  - Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on ... Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her crush on Mr. Prince, the new student teacher at Mackerel Middle School, and she feels certain that he is the secret admirer who is sending her love poems
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