TY - BOOK AU - Gutman,Dan AU - Paillot,Jim TI - Mr. Klutz is nuts! T2 - My weird school SN - 0060507020 PY - 2004/// CY - New York, NY PB - HarperCollins KW - Learning KW - Juvenile fiction KW - School principals KW - Schools KW - Humorous stories KW - Humorous fiction KW - lcgft N1 - Flying principal -- Big trouble -- Principal is your pal -- Present -- My big mouth -- Chocolate party -- Teacher for a day -- Mr. Klutz puckers up -- I pledge allegiance to Mr. Klutz -- Mr. Klutz is getting weirder -- Last straw -- Hard bargain -- Poor Mr. Klutz; Ages 7-10 N2 - A skateboarding principal offers unusual incentives to his students to motivate them to learn more. Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips! He painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee-jump off the roof of the school, dressed like Santa Claus! In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to help Mr. Klutz before he ends up hurting himself. Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun. Popular author Dan Gutman pulls out all the stops for this right-on second-grade hilarity. Oh, by the way, A.J.'s teacher, Miss Daisy, is off the wall too. Be sure to read Miss Daisy Is Crazy! ER -