TY - BOOK AU - Leary,Denis TI - Why we suck: a feel good guide to staying fat, loud, lazy and stupid SN - 0670031607 PY - 2008/// CY - New York PB - Viking KW - American wit and humor N1 - Doctor's note -- A second note from the doctor -- Why everyone hates us -- Your kids are not cute -- Please drug your children -- I had sex with Kathie Lee Gifford (and she was amazing) -- Bullies R Us -- Autism shmautism -- Famous dead kids -- Nuns, tits, booze and my mom -- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome In Utero -- Self-esteem this -- Matt Dillon is a giant fag -- Your cat sucks fish heads in hell -- Grande vente mocha Oprah chai -- Does this bomb make my ass look fat? -- Testicle-colored towels -- This is your brain on semen -- We'd hate you even if you weren't black -- The pope is a pimp -- The asshole olympics -- Someone please tell my mom that cell phones cause cancer N2 - The four-time Emmy-nominated comic satirist of Rescue Me presents irreverent cultural observations about how society is taking itself too seriously, in an account that shares anecdotes from his Irish-Catholic upbringing, high-pressure family life, and work as a performing artist ER -