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Project Me 2.0 / Jan Gangsei.

By: Material type: TextTextPublisher: New York : Aladdin, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing, 2019Edition: First Aladdin hardcover editionDescription: 250 pages ; 22 cmContent type:
  • text
Media type:
  • unmediated
Carrier type:
  • volume
ISBN:
  • 9781534420465
  • 1534420460
  • 9781534420458
  • 1534420452
Subject(s): Genre/Form: Summary: "Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells "Fat") wants to give his image a little boost ... and maybe, just maybe, he can impress his secret crush. But when he clicks on a website that promises to provide a pathway to achieving the self-improvement he needs, things go wrong--big time. Suddenly he's sharing his bedroom with a tiny Internet guru who'd really like to be surfing the waves, not the Web. Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch-tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how he finds himself in too-small spandex suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitched boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there ... But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?"--Jacket.
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Item type Home library Collection Call number Materials specified Status Date due Barcode Item holds
Children's Book Children's Book Main Library Children's Fiction Gangsei Jan Available 33111009703261
Total holds: 0

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

An eleven-year-old boy on a quest to impress his suddenly cute, longtime friend accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence in this hilarious MAX novel!

All class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the summer before seventh grade was to give his image a little boost...and maybe, just maybe, impress his oldest pal, whom he has a secret crush on.

But when Farley accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence (think genie, but far more annoying and without any ability whatsoever to grant wishes), his entire plan goes sideways.

Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how Farley finds himself outfitted in too-small spandex and suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace , and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitch boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there...

But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?

Ages 9-13

"Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells "Fat") wants to give his image a little boost ... and maybe, just maybe, he can impress his secret crush. But when he clicks on a website that promises to provide a pathway to achieving the self-improvement he needs, things go wrong--big time. Suddenly he's sharing his bedroom with a tiny Internet guru who'd really like to be surfing the waves, not the Web. Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch-tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how he finds himself in too-small spandex suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitched boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there ... But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?"--Jacket.

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