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The austere academy [sound recording] / written and read by Lemony Snicket.

By: Contributor(s): Material type: SoundSoundPublisher number: HCP06056619A | Harper AudioUACD 82(3) | Harper AudioSeries: Snicket, Lemony. Series of unfortunate events (Harper Audio (Firm)) ; bk. 5.Publication details: New York : Harper Audio, p2003.Edition: UnabridgedDescription: 3 sound discs (3 1/2 hrs.) : digital ; 4 3/4 inISBN:
  • 0060566191
  • 9780060566197
Subject(s): Genre/Form: Production credits:
  • Music performed by the Gothic Archies ; written by Stephin Merritt.
Read by Lemony Snicket ; music performed by The Gothic Archies, written by Stephin Merritt.Summary: As their outrageous misfortune continues, the Baudelaire orphans are shipped off to a miserable boarding school, where they befriend the two Quagmire triplets and find that they have been followed by the dreaded Count Olaf.
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Item type Home library Collection Call number Materials specified Status Date due Barcode Item holds
Children's Audiobook Children's Audiobook Dr. James Carlson Library Children's Audiobook Snicket Lem Available 33111007414457
Children's Audiobook Children's Audiobook Main Library Children's Audiobook Snicket Lem Available 33111005019340
Total holds: 0

Enhanced descriptions from Syndetics:

WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS TAPE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU WEEP...

Dear Listener,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system.

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.

With all due respect,

LEMONY SNICKET

Compact discs.

Interactive features include: a perplexing word game, photos from the Lemony Snicket archives, art from the Brett Helquist gallery.

Music performed by the Gothic Archies ; written by Stephin Merritt.

Read by Lemony Snicket ; music performed by The Gothic Archies, written by Stephin Merritt.

As their outrageous misfortune continues, the Baudelaire orphans are shipped off to a miserable boarding school, where they befriend the two Quagmire triplets and find that they have been followed by the dreaded Count Olaf.

Enhanced CD ; digital recording.

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