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001			on1005988269
003			OCoLC
005			20190610001853.0
008			171015s2017 nyu l 000 0 eng c
010			_a 2017031760
040			_aLBSOR/DLC _beng _erda _cDLC _dCGL _dFM0 _dOCO _dIGA _dTXMAL _dCLU _dCLE _dJTH _dIUK _dVP@ _dHTM _dOCLCO _dIEB _dNFG
019			_a1003819080
020			_a9780735224803 _q(hardcover)
020			_a0735224803
035			_a(OCoLC)1005988269 _z(OCoLC)1003819080
042			_apcc
092			_a818.5403 _bH689
049			_aNFGA
100	1		_aHodgman, John, _eauthor. _9201693
245	1	0	_aVacationland : _btrue stories from painful beaches / _cJohn Hodgman.
263			_a1710
264		1	_aNew York, New York : _bViking, _c[2017]
300			_a257 pages ; _c22 cm
336			_atext _2rdacontent
337			_aunmediated _2rdamedia
338			_avolume _2rdacarrier
520			_a"John Hodgman--New York Times bestselling author, semi-famous personality, deranged millionaire, increasingly elderly husband, father, and human of earth--has written a memoir about his cursed travels through two wildernesses: from the woods of his home of Massachusetts, birthplace of rage, to his exile on the coast of Maine, so-called 'Vacationland,' home to the most painful beaches on earth. Vacationland is also about John's wandering in the metaphoric wilderness of his forties, those years when dudes especially must painfully stop pretending to be the children of bright potential they were and settle into the failing bodies of the wiser, weirder dads that they are. Other subjects covered include the horror of freshwater clams, the evolutionary purpose of the mustache, which animals to keep as pets and which to kill with traps and poison, and advice on how to react when the people of coastal Maine try to sacrifice you to their strange god"-- _cProvided by publisher.
505	0		_aThe bookkeeper for the Church of Satan -- Dump jail -- Mongering -- 309.28 -- Rocks on top of other rocks -- Pills are science -- Daddy Pitchfork -- Nerve food -- Graveyard fun -- Maine humor -- A kingdom property -- The IT guy for Duck Dynasty -- So thin is the skin of my people -- You are normal people -- Vacationland -- A little beyond the safe limits of travel -- Yippee.
600	1	0	_aHodgman, John. _9201693
650		0	_aAuthors, American _y21st century _vBiography. _985646
650		0	_aHumorists _y21st century _vBiography. _9348466
655		7	_aAutobiographies. _2lcgft _9728
655		7	_aHumor. _2lcgft _920126
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