000			01766cam a2200313Ii 4500
001			on1062363751
003			OCoLC
005			20181217002650.0
008			181109t20182018pau 000 f eng d
040			_aORX _beng _erda _cORX _dBDX _dNFG
020			_a9781941360200
020			_a1941360203
035			_a(OCoLC)1062363751
092			_aKatz, _bAndrew
049			_aNFGA
100	1		_aKatz, Andrew, _eauthor. _9373847
245	1	0	_aThe Vampire Gideon's Suicide Hotline & Halfway House for Orphaned Girls / _cAndrew Katz.
264		1	_aPhiladelphia, PA : _bLanternfish Press, _c[2018]
264		4	_c©2018
300			_a231 pages ; _c21 cm
336			_atext _btxt _2rdacontent
337			_aunmediated _bn _2rdamedia
338			_avolume _bnc _2rdacarrier
520			_aIn the house on the hill, there lives a vampire. But not of the sexy, mysterious, or sparkling kind. The vampire Gideon prefers to drink nearly expired blood from the local morgue while watching over the humans around him--humans he calls "children," because when you're as old as he is, everyone else does seem like a child. And so many of these children are prepared to throw their lives away over problems that, in Gideon's view, appear rather trivial. He sets about trying to fix them by means of an unofficial, do-it-yourself suicide hotline. He's sure that he's making a difference, maybe even righting the mistakes of his past. Then one day a troubled young girl calls, and his (undead) life gets turned upside down. Before he knows it, he's got a surly, tech-addicted teenage roommate--and, at long last, he begins to grow up.
650		0	_aVampires _vFiction. _98584
655		7	_aVampire fiction. _2lcgft _9358714
655		7	_aFantasy fiction. _2lcgft _974
994			_aC0 _bNFG
999			_c282513 _d282513