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001			on1104871546
003			OCoLC
005			20191204145831.0
008			190614t20192019meu d 000 0 eng
010			_a 2019025086
040			_aDLC _beng _erda _cDLC _dOCLCO _dOCLCF _dOMN _dBKL _dUOK _dIUK _dOCLCA _dNFG
020			_a9781432870799 _q(large print) _q(hardcover)
020			_a1432870793 _q(large print) _q(hardcover)
035			_a(OCoLC)1104871546
042			_apcc
092			_a818.602 _bG967
049			_aNFGA
100	1		_aGuisewite, Cathy, _eauthor, _eillustrator.
245	1	0	_aFifty things that aren't my fault : _bessays from the grown-up years / _cCathy Guisewite.
246	3		_a50 things that are not my fault
250			_aLarge print edition.
263			_a1910
264		1	_aWaterville, Maine : _bThorndike Press, a part of Gale, a Cengage Company _c2019.
264		4	_c©2019
300			_a453 pages (large print) ; _c22 cm.
336			_atext _btxt _2rdacontent
337			_aunmediated _bn _2rdamedia
338			_avolume _bnc _2rdacarrier
340			_nlarge print _2rdafs
490	1		_aThorndike Press large print nonfiction
505	0		_aFifty things that aren't my fault -- Why there's a lifeless body in dressing room number two -- Driving lessons -- In loving memory of the legs l used to hate -- The attack mom -- The day I outgrew all my shoes -- I would wash my hands of this if only I could -- Caregiver standoff at the ice cream parlor -- Cords -- At least I didn't eat a donut -- The build-a-boob workshop -- Infidelity -- Nobody wants to hear about your nice clean closet -- No comment -- Helicopter daughter -- Diary of a bubble wrap scrap -- I'm flunking retirement -- This is your brain on sweet potato chips -- Don't tell a woman to just wear jeans -- The organizer -- Love stories -- The day I washed my face with bath soap -- It took a village -- The itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny torture chamber -- The day I divorced my purse -- Stop trying to upgrade your mother -- Ode to eyeliner -- What kind of friend has no Wi-Fi in the powder room? -- In defense of my 2,000th trip to the mall -- My meaningless midlife six-minute fling -- Four kindergarten moms and a bottle of Pinot Grigio -- Joyfully preparing for the celebration of death -- Left at the altar -- Seduction 101 -- The last champions of photo album guilt -- Prince Charming -- Unexpired love -- Ate o'clock -- Mother's Day text message -- Novocaine in the waiting room -- Cool whipped -- Never, ever do what I say -- Love is in the air -- Barbie mom -- Meditations on a sweat sock -- Mother's soup -- Superman versus the meatloaf -- My cup would runneth over except it was full of M&M's and now they're all gone.
520			_aAs the creator of the comic strip "Cathy," Cathy Guisewite returns with her signature wit and warmth in this debut essay collection about another time of big transition, when everything starts changing and disappearing without permission: aging parents, aging children, aging self stuck in the middle. Guisewite unearths the humor and horror of everything from the mundane (trying to introduce her parents to TiVo and facing four decades' worth of unorganized photos) to the profound (finding a purpose post-retirement and declaring freedom from all those things that hold us back).
600	1	0	_aGuisewite, Cathy _xFamily _vHumor.
650		0	_aFamilies _vHumor. _920124
650		0	_aCartoonists _vBiography.
655		7	_aAutobiographies. _2lcgft _9728
655		7	_aEssays. _2lcgft _95184
655		0	_aLarge type books. _9848
830		0	_aThorndike Press large print nonfiction series. _979856
994			_aC0 _bNFG
999			_c302418 _d302418