How may I offend you today? : rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady /
Lewis, Susannah B., 1981-
How may I offend you today? : rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady / Susannah B. Lewis. - xv, 208 pages ; 22 cm
Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD.
"Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""--
9781400208043 1400208041
2020009896
Lewis, Susannah B., 1981-
Christian biography--United States.
Christian life--Humor.
Christian life--Anecdotes.
Autobiographies.
Humor.
Anecdotes.
How may I offend you today? : rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady / Susannah B. Lewis. - xv, 208 pages ; 22 cm
Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD.
"Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""--
9781400208043 1400208041
2020009896
Lewis, Susannah B., 1981-
Christian biography--United States.
Christian life--Humor.
Christian life--Anecdotes.
Autobiographies.
Humor.
Anecdotes.