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How may I offend you today? : rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady / Susannah B. Lewis.

By: Material type: TextTextPublisher: Nashville, Tennessee : Nelson Books, [2020]Description: xv, 208 pages ; 22 cmContent type:
  • text
Media type:
  • unmediated
Carrier type:
  • volume
ISBN:
  • 9781400208043
  • 1400208041
Subject(s): Genre/Form:
Contents:
Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD.
Summary: "Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""-- Provided by publisher.
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Item type Home library Collection Call number Materials specified Status Date due Barcode Item holds
Adult Book Adult Book Main Library NonFiction 277.3083 L676 Available 33111010418081
Total holds: 0

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Don't know how to respond to friends' political rants on Facebook USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa! Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud.

Hear Susannah's hot takes on everyday topics such as:

Public displays of affection T shirts with indecent images And of course... politics

Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks."

Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls "our manual for living," Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty-yet-down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today gives readers everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.

"Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""-- Provided by publisher.

Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD.

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